Total Medals Earned: 261 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,430 Points
Medals Earned: 1/27 (10/1,110 points)
Do NOT kill the rubber duck!
Get exactly 23 dolphins and pull down exactly 9 aircraft in one run!
Do a combo of 6!
Do NOT hassle the Hoff!
Pull down all aircraft in one run!
Do a combo of 9!
Pull down the DeLorean in under 5:30!
Get a score of over 2500000!
Pull down the Kaman K-MAX in under 4:50!
Kill at least 125 humans in one run!
Crush at least 100 ships in one run!
Get all kites in one run!
Get a score of over 3000000!
Do a combo of 12!
Pull down the HH-43 Huskie in under 4:35!
Pull down the Lockheed L-188 in under 5:40!
Pull down the MQ-9 Reaper in under 6:10!
Pull down the Piasecki H-21 in under 6:45!
Get at least 20 seagulls at Marina Del Rey!
Pull down the Short 330 in under 5:40!
Pull down the Sikorsky S-70 in under 3:30!
Pull down the Sikorsky X-2 in under 6:25!
Pull down the Space Ship One in under 5:30!
Get a score in between 2400000 and 2420000!
Get at least 10 window washers in one run!
Get at least 25 divers, 5 orcas, 10 banana-boats and 10 microlights in one run!
Crush 170 ships in one run without using any Super Jumps!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 4/10 (200/225 points)
Tell me how you know all about Bills, again.
Unlock alternative Bill portraits for every Bill!
You seem to be a man of some learning.
You came, you saw, you kicked its ass!
You'll be a law someday, at least I hope and pray.
This is a dude who, a few seconds ago, laughed at your score.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/17 (320/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/195 points)
Checked out the User of the Year
Checked out the Funniest User
Checked out the winner of the Attention Whore
Checked out the Most Missed
Checked out the Newcomer
Checked out the user who Never Logs Off
Checked out the Most Helpful
This collab went hard
Everyone disliked that
Checked out the Best Moderator
Checked out the Worst Moderator
Checked out the Best Poster
Checked out the Worst Poster
Checked out the greatest event
Checked out the best thread
Visited a terrible thread
Checked out the Oddball
Welcome back!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/40 points)
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
You looked at the credits, yay!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Passed 1 Cactus!
Passed 15 Cactuses!
Passed 50 Cactuses!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/170 points)
Shoot your gun
You submitted your score
Muted the music
Medals Earned: 4/10 (100/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)